This week’s Wag is Niamh Thompson.
Who’s yer man?
Colin Toal, Ford
Is he any good?
He likes to think he is, but I’ve never seen him play. He runs like Fred Flinstone, so it’s painful to watch him.
His worst habit?
Complimenting his own six pack. Every time he eats a bag of crisps, he always asks me ‘is it going away?’ You could say he’s a bit obsessed about it.
His best quality?
He’s generous and gives me money every week!
Sexiest footballer around?
He doesn’t play anymore, but I’d have to say Jamie Redknapp, for his dress sense and the fact he looks like Colin... yeah right.