Five Up Front - Ernie Lant
Ernie Lant, Portavogie Rangers
Quite a few, but none that I could put in the paper... Ernie's bad enough!
Worst dress sense at your club?
That has to be Daryll Stewart. He turned up to training last Thursday in a hat and a pair of tights... even though the sun was splitting the trees!
None of them. They are all a bunch of bores!
Definitely not porridge, or anything like that. I'm lucky if I get anything, but if I do, it's a big greasy fry.
The Pigeon Club (our club-house), for a pint of Tennent's