Errrm, he keeps the bench warm. He had an injury last year, but he scored a goal last week, so that has to be a good thing, right? He’s determined and a hard worker, but he’s 31... how good can you be at that age?
His worst habit?
He is always blowing his nose and clearing his throat in the morning, and it does my head in.
His best quality?
He is a great head of hair.
Sexiest footballer around?
It has to be David Beckham, though Andrew loves him even more than I do!
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