Local Wags - Lauren McClelland
This week's Wag is Lauren McClelland
Who's yer man?
Alan McClelland, Shorts.
Is he any good?
He used to be - but he's got bad knees now. He plays now and again, and played in a charity match recently, but he's always busted afterwards.
His worst habit?
How long do you have? Ha ha. He snores like a pig!
His best quality?
He is very generous. In fact he bought me a new car last week!
Sexiest footballer around?
I'd have to say Jamie Redknapp - he looks dead stylish.
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