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Local Wags - Lauren McClelland

Published 08/11/2015

Lauren McClelland
Lauren McClelland

This week's Wag is Lauren McClelland

Who's yer man?

Alan McClelland, Shorts.

Is he any good?

He used to be - but he's got bad knees now. He plays now and again, and played in a charity match recently, but he's always busted afterwards.

His worst habit?

How long do you have? Ha ha. He snores like a pig!

His best quality?

He is very generous. In fact he bought me a new car last week!

Sexiest footballer around?

I'd have to say Jamie Redknapp - he looks dead stylish.

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