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Thursday, 12 February 2009
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As the football season enters its final months, the fans on the terraces are becoming ever more vocal (and creative) in their attempts to cheer their team on.
With star strikers, manager, WAGs and even referees being subjected to everything from glowing praise to a torrent of abuse, we celebrate some of the all-time great chants from the fans.
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* What is your favourite football chant? Have you heard any good ones recently from the terraces or even while watching on television? Maybe you've started your own chant. Let us know by filling in the form on the right or emailing digital.editorial@belfasttelegraph.co.uk and we'll add it to our gallery.
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45 Comments
His armband said he was a red Torres
You'll never walk alone it said Torres, Torres
We bought him from sunny spain, he gets the ball and scores again, Fernando Torres Liverpool's number 9.
Posted by Daniel & David | 31.08.09, 11:40 GMT
"Dimitar,Dimitar.
Your mum washes windscreens on the North Circular!"
Spurs fan's to Dimitar Berbatov on his return to The Lane.
Also Spur's Fans to Liam Gallagher after being spotted giving out to us in a corparate box at The Lane.
"Your just a s**t Chas & Dave,s**t Chas & Dave,your just s**t Chas & Dave..
Posted by Trev | 28.07.09, 18:42 GMT
he's big,
he's red,
his feet stick out the bed,
peter crouch!
peter crouch!
Posted by gem | 12.07.09, 19:05 GMT
Stevie Gerrard is our Captain , Stevie Gerrard is a red, Stevie Gerrard plays for Liverpool a Scouser born and bred !
Na na na na na na na nan na na na na nan na na ......
And then one night in turkey, it was 27 years since rome ,with a liverbird upon his chest he'll bring the cup back home !
Na na na na nan na na nan na .....
to the tune of the Mcdonalds add !!
Posted by ADSREDS | 27.06.09, 00:34 GMT
Vladimir Smicer Song
He's Czech, He's great
He's Paddy Berger's mate
Vladimir, Vladimir
Posted by Tay | 19.06.09, 14:41 GMT
To the tune of the old Club biscuit advert.
If you like alot of Igor on your Biscan
Join our club
Posted by Tay | 19.06.09, 14:40 GMT
shamrock rovers: oooh dessie baker because he hates all u ooh desie baker he hates bohs shite too hes a hoop through and through
Posted by nay | 15.06.09, 15:19 GMT
To the tune of Qe Sera Sera....
Tell me Ma me Ma,
to put the champaign on ice,
We're goin' to Wembley Twice,
Tell me Ma me Ma..
Sung by Everton Supporters after reaching the FA Cup Final
Posted by Roy McFadden | 12.06.09, 15:29 GMT
"we are the famous the famous stortford"
always thought that was a funny one as my local team sit in the conference south!
Posted by jonny | 10.06.09, 22:20 GMT
his armband said he was a red torres torres
youll never walk alone it said torres torres...
Posted by Michael | 02.06.09, 12:49 GMT
Classic response to the usual chant for Merseyside teams of 'Sign on, sign on...with a pen in your hand and you'll never get a job'
Lone Evertonian at Selhurst Park after a scrappy 2-0 relegation dogfight win for the Blues circa 1993 pipes up with:
'Thankyou very much for paying my Giro
Thankyou very much
Thankyou very, very much....'
Subsequently taken up by the entire away support...leaving the Palace fans in stunned silence....followed by begrudging applause!
Posted by Dave Peden | 02.06.09, 11:56 GMT
Liverpool Liverpool How did you fair,
beat us twice but NO trophy was there,
dont be bitter, dont have a moan
tune-in a week and watch us in rome
18 times and thats a fact, champions league maybe back to back
Posted by Rab | 21.05.09, 16:46 GMT
how about a fav from the blue half
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
John Hartson ate them all
Posted by andy | 20.05.09, 16:55 GMT
A couple of my favourites from Parkhead:
"He's big
He's strong
His name is far too long
Vennegoooor, of Hesseliiink."
Not to mention:
"...There's only one John Hartson
He comes from Wales and he bends the scales
Walking in a Hartson wonderland."
Always thought, "...he's got no hair and we don't care" was mince.
Posted by john | 29.04.09, 14:16 GMT
NEW DAVID NGOG SONG TO THE TUNE E OF TORRES SONG
His heartbeat proved he was a red, Ngog, Ngog,
It proudly beated through the crest Ngog, Ngog,
We bought the lad from sunny France,
Comon lads just give him a chance,
David Ngog Liverpools 24
Nanana ..... David Ngog Liverpools 24...
Posted by brian savage | 10.04.09, 00:43 GMT
Steve Gerrard Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
then asks for a transfer request
Steve Gerrard Gerrard
Posted by Guffer | 08.04.09, 11:27 GMT
park j sung park j sung
you eat dogs were you come from
it could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in a council house
Posted by Soupy | 07.04.09, 18:55 GMT
sang to City supporters to the tune of, 'Here we go, here we go etc etc', very relevant and showing an awareness of economics and current affairs
Posted by David Magee | 06.04.09, 19:48 GMT
To the tune of "let's talk about sex"
By Salt 'n' Pepa
Let's talk about Cesc baby
Let's talk about Di-a-by
Gael Clichy, Theo Walcott, Van Persie
Let's talk about Cesc
Let's talk about Cesc
Posted by Gooner Syd | 06.04.09, 09:50 GMT
Stoke fans to Man U fans
One man went to lift
Went to lift Wayne Rooney
One man
two men
three men
four men
five men
six men
seven men
Couldn't lift Wayne Rooney
Posted by muttley.1 | 02.04.09, 22:27 GMT
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