Eamonn Darcy gave 37 years to Rory McIlroy at the Emirates Club yesterday – and he ceded so many yards to the super-powered youngster, the Ryder Cup legend quipped: "It was just a different course, the way Rory played it."
"That was a real eye-opener," gasped Darcy, speaking as much about McIlroy's game, one suspects, as the course, which has been set up to play every inch of its 7,301 yards during this week's Dubai Desert Classic.
The Majlis has grown by a whopping 599 yards since Darcy won the 1990 Desert Classic, a victory which earned his place in the 21-man field at the $600,000 Champions Challenge, staged yesterday to celebrate the event's silver jubilee.
The Wicklow man defied the pain of a chronic rotator cuff injury and other wear-and-tear accumulated during his 61 years to give a fairly decent account of himself in his first round with the 24-year-old Ulsterman.
"As for Rory, he couldn't hit the ball any harder. He really has it all and was wonderful to watch," he said.
"Rory has all the shots, is working hard and appears to be doing the right things. I don't think he has a weakness.
"Maybe sometimes he can be a bit streaky with the putter, but he's stroking it well now and looks very comfortable in his own skin."
Darcy figures prominently on the A-list of Irish professional golf, but admits the recent Major-winning feats of McIlroy, Graeme McDowell, Darren Clarke and Padraig Harrington went beyond his wildest dreams.
"Someone was always going to win one of them somewhere at some time," he said. "But I never imagined four Irish guys would go out and win seven Majors. Padraig broke the mould at Carnoustie and then won two more," Darcy added.
"Rory has two Majors already, but he won't stop there. There are very few in the world who hit the ball as well as him. He's truly exceptional."
McIlroy clinched third with Alvaro Quiros on four-under courtesy of a spectacular eagle at 18.
Yet McIlroy's mojo and morale appear so high at present – partially due, he explains, to his recent engagement to Caroline Wozniacki – it's clearly going to take something very special to beat him on the Majlis, where he won his first professional tournament in 2009. "I'm driving the ball well and it's a good course for me," explained McIlroy, who plays with two-time Dubai-winner Tiger Woods and defending champion Stephen Gallacher in the opening two rounds.
"A lot of the holes are going right to left as well so you can cut off a few of those corners."
McIlroy summed up his day in the desert with Darcy by saying: "We'd a good time out there, it was nice," though he uttered a mischievous "no comment" when asked if he'd taken any swing tips from the veteran.
Woods banished memories of last Saturday's shocking 79 in San Diego by playing his first eight holes in four-under. That sparkle vanished after his approach found water at nine, leading to bogey, and Tiger looked jet-lagged as a splashdown, three-putt seven at 18 left him with a frustrating 71.