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Thursday 28 August 2014

TeleBest: the most ridiculous racehorse names

Gee Spot/Gee Wizz/Bee Gees
Many racehorse owners have made a play on the name Gee Gee.
Better Than Sex
Works best when called by overexcited race commentators.
givemeanothername
This is the name the other horses on this list would have liked.

This year's Melbourne Cup was won by a horse named Shocking, and judging by the performance, it was anything but.

But racehorse names are often contradictory (oh so slow), baffling (DoReMiFaSaLaTiDo) or outright hilarious (whykickamoocow).

We've compiled some of the funniest racehorse names from over the years.

>> Click the image to launch our guide.

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