Leave the elfin safety to Santa
An internet joker on the Irish League supporters' website has been entertaining us on another blank weekend with some festive fun at the expense of our old friends, the Health and Safety police.
Imagine Christmas with H&S guidelines applied?
Santa could forget about chimneys. He'd be doing time anyway for putting those underage elves to work during unstatutory hours.
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