We've found the football side with the WORST playing record in Ulster.
Even seasonal goodwill is in short supply for bottom-of-the-table FC Larne who were dumped out of the Cup in the first round a week ago.
They’ve been hammered in all 14 matches played so far and in the process have leaked 56 goals.
In reply the lads, who play in the junior division of the Michelin Ballymena and Provincial League, have scored just five times.
But super-optimist and manager Norman Thompson believes his team’s plight could have been even worse without his star signing — goalkeeper Gareth Luney.
For the full story, see this week's Sunday Life.