Joey Essex snot the brightest spark
Joey Essex proved he is snot the brightest spark in the jungle when he told his fellow contestants in I 'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! that he never learned how to blow his nose.
The reality TV star, a regular on The Only Way is Essex, has already stunned his campmates by saying he can not tell the time.
He told former EastEnder Laila Morse he had " never learnt how to do it" despite his sister "trying to teach me for years".
Speaking to the show's Bush Telegraph, he said: " Things that you don't really need to know, I don't really know.
"I learnt to do my laces because obviously I needed to tie my laces for the rest of my life, but blowing your nose, you don't need to do it the professional way, say, you can just do it the Joey way."
There was better news for him when he won another bushtucker trial against talkshow host Matthew Wright, but even then he was worried some of the creepy-crawlies might mess up his hair.
He said: " I'm so happy. The one thing I was worried about was my hair when the crabs went in because they've got clippers and I didn't want them to clip my hair."