The distance between the brain and the mouth is not far – but even so, sometimes messages become muddled on their journey from thought to speech.
That much was made even clearer in a Twitter thread started by @MooseAllain on the social media website – his original tweet was noticed by thousands of other users who had stories of their own to tell.
So without further ado, let’s explore this rabbit hole of hilarity and embarrassment.
The sentiment remains the same, but something’s not quite right.
What would have been an entirely reasonably response.
At least Twitter user @CMc_New was already running away…
A one in 365 chance, right?
No option but to quit your job.
Marvin Hagler was a middleweight boxer – was he hungry? Presumably sometimes.
How do you do?
The newsdog is a good and helpful pupper who helps deliver the paper, one can only assume.