Gerry annual would be Christmas cracker
Here's another thing Gerry missed out on. The Gerry Adams Christmas Annual. Jeremy Corbyn has one.
Not published by his Momentum fan club, the Jeremy Corbyn Christmas Annual has instead been put together by an enterprising team cashing in on the latest craze for adultised children's books. Last Christmas Gerry, ever attempting to get down with the millennials, published his own Little Book of Tweets - mostly wittering on about two teddy bears in order to appear quirky and fun. Next year?
Keep an eye out for the Robert Mugabe Calendar ...