Zen and the art of dog ownership
Just when you think you have seen it all, they invent Doga – yoga with dogs. No, I didn't make this one up, I read it online. Sent the link to a friend who's recently taken home a "very lively" one-year-old from the dog shelter.
He poo-poo'd the idea, saying: "This one's best pose is Disappearing Dog – yesterday it was into M&S at Forestside. I was rushing after him doing the Madly Running Loon pose."
Just shows, you can bring the dog to yoga, but you can't make it face downwards. (That's an in-joke for yogis).