Last night my car was keyed. Not particularly badly, but enough so you'd notice.
The paintwork on the other cars in my north Belfast street remained untouched. My car has a southern registration. It has been broken into on two occasions and burnt out once in the last 18 months.
I know that this could happen if I lived in London, Dublin, Berlin or San Francisco. Except I did and it didn't. I can't help feeling a little bit like Ali G asking is it because I is from the south? But is it?