Now I've really got the Hump
I WAS amazed to hear that Engelbert Humperdinck is to represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest.
My reason is that, on March 1, I learned that Engelbert was - for the second time in 12 months - cancelling his Waterfront Hall concert. It didn't really bother me as I just presumed - as I had on the first occasion - that the gentleman was ill.
However, when I learned that he had said that he was "rarin' to go" for the Eurovision, is it any wonder that I took the 'Hump'?
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