Send Salmond to Lough Ness
With regard to Alex Salmond's 'unparliamentary' remarks, describing Sir Reg Empey's comments concerning Salmond's desire to break up the UK as "stupid", could I suggest that it might be appropriate for Alex Salmond to be appointed the Loch Ness Minister, with special responsibility for the Salmond Leap.
With such a man, in such a post, Scotland would be sure to prosper.
HARD TO BAIT
Newtownabbey, Co Antrim