Truly, we live in the age of the ego. I exist, therefore I am important and newsworthy. How to reconcile worries about privacy with the tidal wave of personal data churned out on Twitter and social media? Surely, one cancels out the other.
Some of those whingeing that gagging orders and superinjunctions have resulted in innocent people being slandered - Jemima Khan, for example - spend hours daily babbling opinions using exactly the same media.
The high-profile people who complain about 'loss of privacy' are the same souls who use carefully timed Press releases and television appearances whenever they've got something to flog or a bit of character rebranding to do. If you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen.
The Culture Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, is said to be considering legislation to try to force Twitter to abide by the same rules as the rest of the Press. Fat chance - there is no way the internet can or should be policed.
There is no such thing as real privacy for celebrities today unless they shun interviews, keep their front door shut to photographers from Hello! magazine and rarely appear in public. A perfect example is Kate Bush, who doesn't tour and isn't doing any gigs to promote her first album in six years. She says she prefers to stay at home and be with her family. Result - goddess status, five-star reviews and a cult following.
Contrast her behaviour with that of George Michael. When asked about his private life recently, he said he would reply only on Twitter.
He isn't aware that a survey conducted by Bauer media finds fans moaning that celebs who tweet aren't that interesting once the initial thrill of being able to contact them has worn off.
No point in telling that to George M, who uses the announcement of a new tour to say he wants to "make amends" for his public disgraces.
George tells us this tour and a new CD, to be recorded with unknown gay artists, are an expression of penance for the homophobic abuse his wacky actions unleashed and the negative effect that the subsequent media furore had on gay kids. Very humble, but who asked him to be a role model?
Sarah Ferguson is another 'Me Person' with a curious take on privacy. She chose an interview with Oprah Winfrey on American television to reveal her "secret" thoughts about the Royal wedding. Distraught at not being invited, she coped by taking a luxury holiday in Thailand. She could have stayed at home and helped her daughters get dressed before they stepped out looking like a couple of panto extras.
Sarah is no longer a member of the Royal Family anywhere but inside her own head, whimpering "I was the last bride up that aisle." Classic 'all about me' bilge.
Donald Trump is another rampant superego, who demanded to see Barack Obama's birth certificate in case the president had lied and announced that he might run for the presidency himself.
Trump told a magazine that his extraordinary hairstyle wasn't a comb-over and went into precise detail about how he achieved that woeful meringue on his head, clearly thinking that the world was waiting with bated breath for the answer to the big question of the day.
With all this self-obsession mixed up with self-promotion, privacy is a relative concept. The former chief secretary to the Treasury, David Laws, claimed privacy was the reason he fiddled tens of thousands of pounds of expenses, but the desire to keep your sexuality secret is hardly justification for creative accounting.
The Government has more important tasks than monitoring social media.
Inevitably, Twitter will soon go out of fashion and be replaced by another piece of technology to feed the cult of me.