Five up front
Patrick McIlkenny, Crumlin United
The boys all just call me Pat.
Worst dress sense at your club?
Johnny McCrystal. He wears Reebok Classics and Fila bottoms. He thinks he’s the bee’s knees, but none of the rest of us agree!
Who eats all the pies?
Colm Kelly. He is always the first up for the stew at the end of the match, and always brings two bowls up with him.
A bit of pasta, chicken, lettuce and bacon.
We go into the Crumlin bar to watch the football to 5.30, then to the Andytown Social Club for a few Harps.
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