This week's Wag is Orla Looney
Who's yer man?
Joshua McAllister, Wellington Rec
Is he any good?
Yes, he's good, but he had an ankle injury last season, and it hit his confidence a bit. Thankfully, that's coming back now - he just needs to keep playing.
His worst habit?
He is very fidgety. It's like he's running on batteries. He just can't sit still for two minutes.
His best quality?
He is very kind. He would do anything for anybody.
Sexiest footballer around?
Neymar. He's just the whole package.