Who's yer man?
Dee Brotherston (Greenwell Star)
Is he any good?
He's alright. I've been to see him sometimes, and he does score the occasional cracker, usually from free kicks. If I'm not there to see it, I get to hear all about it!
His worst habit?
Biting his nails and leaving them about the place. I find them when I'm hoovering and he always swears it isn't him. That, and always fixing his hair in the mirror.
His best quality?
He is thoughtful and great with the kids.
Sexiest footballer around?
Sergio Ramos is really good looking. I think Dee tried to copy his beard!