Schmidt and Gatland both out to stake a claim to be World's number one coach
An hour after the 15-15 draw in the deciding Test in Auckland in the Lions series against the All Blacks and Warren Gatland arrives to the press conference wearing a clown's red nose.
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The nose elicits a ripple of subdued laughter but Gatland doesn't carry it off and he furtively puts the nose back in his pocket and attends to the crushing dullness of the post-match interviews.
To go to a shop in advance of the third Test and buy the nose told you everything about Gatland's mindset - who would be that confident playing away to New Zealand in a decider.
Gatland is a very human fella. The New Zealand Herald had put a cartoon on its front page of Gatland dressed up as a clown. I am not sure if that was ever warranted - he couldn't let it go.
In a land where irony has to be explained, a petit-peu of humour would to most New Zealanders be met with disdain. It was the moment that his name was taken out of the hat for the All Black job.
Steve Hansen or even Joe Schmidt wouldn't countenance wearing a clown's nose, but then they are different men.
In the end, Wazza explained to all, quite rightly, that all things considered, the Lions would be looking on the drawn series as a win - based on the fact that the New Zealanders' failure to win the series at home was seen as just that.
The stresses and torsion of playing any series in New Zealand will inevitably grate on you as the whole population will tell you - whoever you are - that you are s*** and you are going to get thumped.
A draw of any kind is unsatisfactory but it was Gatland's finest moment. Everyone, including myself, was certain that it would be a three to zip series - especially when the All Blacks put 30 points on the Lions in the first Test in Auckland and it looked like they were just limbering up.
Nobody can be exact about what effect Sonny Bill Williams' sending off had but you would have to say that if the All Black centre had stayed on the pitch for the full 80, New Zealand would undoubtedly have won the series. He didn't and they didn't.
Even now we still ask - is he lucky or is he good? The second Test encapsulated what Warren does best. On the back foot from a loss, he tinkered with his team, injected some psychological resilience and got his team to produce an 80 minutes of purposeful effort and they majestically walked the walk. They had no business winning that match - but they did.
And so this Saturday coming we wait to see what he comes up with. Gatland has just about got it right in every game so far in this Championship, but expectation may be too big a burden for his side. Gatland thrives when he unseats superior teams - like England this season. Wales think that they are a better side than Ireland and always think that way. The team he least wanted to see on the day Wales absolutely expect to win their Grand Slam was Ireland.
This match, quite apart from the prize of a Grand Slam, is pregnant with implication - high amongst this is 'who is the best coach in the world?'
The point here about Hansen is that you just never know how good or bad a coach you are when you are in charge of the All Blacks. They have been winning for over 100 years now. Coaching Ireland and Wales to number two and three in the World tells you all about the respective coaching abilities of Schmidt and Gatland.
I figure we will be seeing a lot of our Celtic cousins in the next few months. This Saturday aside we meet Wales away (August 31) and home (September 7) in the pre-World Cup friendlies. This is a precursor to meeting at the World Cup in the semi-final on October 27 in Yokohama. This on the basis of us topping our group and beating South Africa in the quarters and Wales topping their group, beating Australia en route and then overcoming Argentina in the quarters. All eminently achievable.
It is worth noting that in their current run of 13 consecutive victories, Wales have not played the All Blacks. It is significant, too, that under Gatland's stewardship he is an underwhelming 11 and two against Australia, 14 and four against South Africa and 11 and zip against the All Blacks - wins though against South Africa and Australia coming in the last season or so. Gatland will get you in the end!
Schmidt only has a losing record against England and is delicately poised at three-all and a draw with Gatland. Schmidt has an enviable record against the big boys: 6/4 against Australia, 5/3 against South Africa and 2/2 against the All Blacks - and that really should be 3-1 against New Zealand.
We are playing each other hopefully four times over the next eight months and right now, as the player and management tell you, the next match is the most important. We really do owe them one for that 22-10 defeat in Auckland in the 2011 World Cup. That loss was more abject and deflationary than the Argentina loss in 2015. To spoil their Grand Slam would only be fit and proper.
The World Cup 2023 sell-out to South Africa also needs to be addressed. You can say it was business or you can say it was treachery but it gave us a pretty clear indication of exactly what the Welsh thought of us.
When the Welsh were looking for votes for their World Cup in 1999, Ireland were four square behind them. When it came to reciprocation - 30 pieces of silver - sold! That has to have consequences.
I suspect that Gatland hasn't got over the way the IRFU sacked him and I feel he has always been a little bit perkier and a tad more self-satisfied when he manages to beat Ireland. If Gatland wins on Saturday, a Grand Slam is a Grand Slam, but I feel that to beat Ireland in the final game will be the glace on top of the cherry on top of the cake.
Giving up our title is one thing - losing it to Gatland in Cardiff on St Patrick's weekend is a fate worse than a fate worse than death.
For the two head coaches, this match is a legacy issue, and you could probably say with certainty who the best coach in the World is - neither will have any spoke in that debate.
The two former rugby league defence coaches will have the greatest say in how the outcome is decided. Shaun Edwards and Andy Farrell will have to play poker with each other to try and gain the tiniest of advantage.
Wales have garnered no bonus points and have scored the same number of tries as France and Italy (nine) but have only leaked six tries. They just don't like letting you get over their line. A kicking game where you play phases before you kick to move Wales' back three is key, and if Liam Williams is playing this has to stop.
The bookies just about fancy the home side, and 25/1 for the draw might not be a bad bet.