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Video: Mr Tayto and the lonely hearts column


After showing the world how blue he was feeling last week, Mr Tayto has once again got that familiar yellow glow back in his cheeks and an extra spring in his step. Maybe his quest to find love is starting to heat up.

His good friend, Crispin, explains:  “Mr Tayto really has gone all out to find love.  He placed a Lonely Hearts ad in the Belfast Telegraph classifieds this week and he has been overwhelmed by the response!

“He has had offers from ladies across Northern Ireland and further afield, with some offering to take him to see ‘50 Shades of Grey’ but he has declined as his favourite colour is most definitely yellow and he is not sure if grey would suit him!

“Suggestions for his perfect lady have included Miss Poppy Corn, Naranjito, the Spanish Orange from the 1982 World Cup and Maris Piper.  He is just thrilled that there are so many possibilities out there for a big yellow fellow in this day and age.

“Mr Tayto really has been especially delighted with the support from Belfast Telegraph’s social media and with so many people liking and sharing the posts, he is hopeful that it will reach his ‘one in a million’. 

“He really is much more positive now and feels his search is going in the right direction.  He has even been reading up on how to find the perfect partner as well as putting together a rather ap’peel’ing online dating profile.”

His search to find his perfect partner continues.

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